two jack-o-lanterns

When I say I love scary stories, I am exponentially understating things. And when October hits, there is nothing I love more than a good scary story. I want them so badly. But not every scary story hits the same. In this brief manifest-o* I will outline what kind of stories

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“Don’t make the joke,” I tell myself. “People are going to take it the wrong way.” Unfortunately for the tiny sliver of brain I devote to common sense, once a thought makes me giggle, it’s only a matter of time before I act on it. Or, make the joke out loud

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